Here’s a collection of the funniest sales pitches I have heard in the last 7 months. I swear I didn’t make any of this up!
Sales guy: Hello, I am Jack from XYZ Consultation Corporation Limited.
Me:Hi, nice to meet you. So what can we do for you Jack? Continue reading Please to buy my amazing product, please?
Every year, I used to wait for that beautiful day when I would open my eyes in the morning and see gorgeous red flowers through my window. They seemed to magically grow overnight. I loved the summertime as a kid and I looked forward to my Gulmohar trees in full bloom. Continue reading Rest in Peace my Dearest Tree
If you live in Chennai and haven’t taken a share auto ride, you haven’t lived in Chennai. They’re one of the most convenient and cheap modes of transport although sometimes you’ll have half your butt in the air. But it’s better than taking a bus in the city during peak hours, unless you like being stuffed up somebody’s armpit. Continue reading Here son, let me show you how it’s done
You don’t realise how much you’re dependent on something until it’s gone. When the power goes out for two hours everyday, I become extremely unproductive. I can’t use my poor old laptop, there’s no fan, no A/C, nothing. Continue reading Powerless Woes
My biggest weakness? My disgraceful sense of direction.
Plonk me in the middle of Chennai, the city where I have lived my entire life, and I will not be able to find my own way back home. Continue reading Excuse me sir, but is this way East?
College is coming to an end. Very soon it will all be over, for good. I felt very satisfied, but a little bit sad when I finished my Fine Arts degree. Now, I couldn’t be happier to be done with studying! Mum says: Do a PhD! Very funny, mother.
I’ll miss it, I’m sure. I’ve learnt to deal with SO many different kinds of people. To hear that it’s only worse outside and that you have to be thick skinned to be a good PR person, makes me very unsure of everything. But I’m sure it’s going to be fun. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
This campaign is making my head spin. Really, really, really spin. I’m sure everyone is feeling the same way! There’s lots to be done, lots to be decided, lots to deliver. We have the support of the Corporation of Chennai, all the more reason to deliver!
If nothing else, I’m learning some hardcore team work. 18 girls in one room, working on the same thing, believe me, is not easy in any way whatsoever!
We have different ideas, we want different things, there’s love there’s hate, there’s ecstasy there’s misery, there’s emotion, there’s blankness.
English is a strange, strange language. And when you are Indian and speak three other languages, it’s even worse. Many people I know get their apostrophes wrong. So once and for all, this is how you use them! Continue reading Whats’ with all these apostrophe’s man?! This suck’s.
Everybody has heard about the flash mob at the Mumbai CST station. I watched it for the first time yesterday and it blew my mind! The official video is moving, you must watch it if you haven’t already. Continue reading Flash mobs and people power!
I never imagined I would be spending two days in a massive kitchen of a massive hotel in a chef’s uniform among tens of chefs. I have never really been fond of the kitchen. If anything, I’m fond of keeping it clean, but haven’t experimented or looked up cook books. Continue reading Cooking with the chefs